The following is taken from Monday's issue of the Peach Creek Gazette.
"After long consideration between the two, Spartana and Burlington and Ocean County, NJ have come to a purchase agreement. The SRS acquired the two New Jersey counties on Sunday after long TALK with the U.S president Barack Obama. Due to this acquisition, the current Spartana will become West Spartana. This is the second purchase Spartana has made, the first being The Wildwoods, purchased in August 2011. President Mike Boyer will be holding a press conference Wednesday regarding the manner".
Tune into the Spartana Political Network at 5 o' clock this evening for details. A YouTube video will be put up of the conference on the ChikaraGuy channel later.